- Inga Giltenburg: [Subtitles in Swedish dream sequence] This was your first time? What did you think of it?
- Teddy Brown: It's better than open sandwiches.
- Mrs. Monty Levin: So, perfect nobody is.
- Liz Brown: She was in bed with my husband...!
- Mrs. Monty Levin: Look, for thirty shillings a week and all found, you can't expect Mary Poppins.
- Liz Brown: Someone should report her to the authorities as an undesirable alien.
- Mrs. Monty Levin: Alien, maybe. But undesirable, it doesn't sound like!
- Liz Brown: My husband was too drunk to know what was happening. He's not used to drinking.
- Mrs. Monty Levin: I don't like the sound of what he is used to.
- Liz Brown: Mrs. Levin, if I have decided to accept my husband's explanation, the one thing I do not need is anyone undermining it. He, personally, sent her packing. So all I want from you is a replacement.
- Mrs. Monty Levin: Oh, of course you do. And what's more a replacement that will turn out to be a repetition...
- [she searches her files]
- Mrs. Monty Levin: Ooh, Mrs. Brown I've got for you here a girl that's like the answer to a prayer.
- Liz Brown: Whose prayer?
- Mrs. Monty Levin: That you don't have to worry, when I tell you that in her last situation, she broke the husband's arm in four places.
- Liz Brown: That sounds perfect!
- Liz Brown: You must forgive Richard. He thinks you're from Mars.
- Lotte von Gelbstein: No. Hamburg. Oh, I see. Is a joke.
- Liz Brown: Would you like some tea?
- Lotte von Gelbstein: No, coffee, please.
- Defence Solicitor: Your Worship, this is not - whatever might at first appear - your ordinary, run-of-the-mill brawl between a clergyman and an advertising practitioner, disguised as an archbishop, in a television studio. No, my client claims that the plaintiff was responsible for his wife starting divorce proceedings.
- Tolworth: [as the TV discussion program he is producing disintegrates into violent and total chaos] You know, this is taking on the quality of real television debate!