Jo Ann Pflug credited as playing...
Lt. 'Dish'
- Duke Forrest: [In O.R] I can't stop that bleeding down there.
- [to Dish]
- Duke Forrest: Is that true what I hear about you? Get me a clamp. Get me a clamp.
- Lt. Maria 'Dish' Schneider: Captain Pierce, did you call me?
- Hawkeye Pierce: No, I didn't, and my name is Hawkeye.
- Duke Forrest: I can't really see it. It's like the Mississippi River down there. Doesn't feel like it's in one piece, I can tell you that much. It's gotta come out of there. Give me some more of that gauze.
- Hawkeye Pierce: Nurse, you got a clamp?
- Lt. Maria 'Dish' Schneider: Yes.
- Hawkeye Pierce: Scratch my nose. A little harder.