Joe Namath credited as playing...
Joe William Reese
- [first lines]
- Norwood Pratt: I wonder what they think of us, Joe?
- [looking at a hippie couple across the intersection]
- Joe William Reese: Well, maybe they got something. But, I ain't so sure I'd want it.
- Norwood Pratt: Me neither. Clean that girl up a little bit though, you got a pretty good lookin' old hide there.
- Kay: I don't think they should let a chicken travel on a bus. It's unsanitary.
- Rita Lee Chipman: Well, Joann was real good. She only forgot herself once.
- Joe William Reese: Don't mind Kay, folks. She tries. But, she thinks she was born here in Arkansas by some terrible mistake.
- Norwood Pratt: The other on's a midget.
- Joe William Reese: You mean a short guy?
- Norwood Pratt: I mean, well, not just short, he's real short. He used to be with the circus. You know, his folks sold him.
- Joe William Reese: To you?
- Norwood Pratt: Oh, hell no. Not to me. They sold him when he was a boy. He's 48 years old now.
- Joe William Reese: Whatever you say, Norwood. Anybody else? Any Japanese exchange students?
- Norwood Pratt: You won't believe this. I got a chicken with me.