- Doris: [Heard off-screen in the soundtrack to CYCLE SLUTS] What are you doing? What's that for? What are you going to do with that? What's that THING? And what's that other thing? Where ya gonna put that? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold it. You can't do that.
- [Screams]
- Doris: No, not with both of 'em. You can't, I tell ya. You can't. Can you? Oh, maybe you can. My God, you could!
- Doris: What about last night?
- Felix: What ABOUT last night?
- Doris: When we made love. Wasn't that good for you?
- Felix: You've got your terminology confused, Doris. That was not making love.
- Doris: Well, whatever it was it beat the hell out of drying the dishes!
- Felix: What we did was to get a fast thrill.
- Doris: No. One time is a fast thrill. Six times is making love.
- Felix: I'm extremely sorry but I don't know the story to "The Sound Of Music".
- Doris: Oh no, that's terrible.
- Felix: You thought "The Sound Of Music" was terrible?
- Doris: Four times I saw that terrible movie.
- Felix: You must have really hated it.
- Doris: I saw it with my friend Eleanor at the Loew's King now torn down. It was playing continuous, no intermission. Get it?
- Felix: I don't think so.
- Doris: Her bladder burst.
- Doris: Hey, how come you and Miss Weyderhaus
- [referring to Felix's pianist fiancee]
- Doris: don't mess around?
- Felix: I told you.
- Doris: What? She's very fragile. She's fragile, right?
- Felix: She's worried... she's worried about her hands. She doesn't want to hurt her hands.
- Doris: She could wear boxing gloves.
- Doris: [to Felix through the door] Swear! Swear that you are just a little fruit all alone in the hall.