Stanley Baker credited as playing...
Mr. Graham
- Lord Nicholas "Nick" Dorset: What a dreadful tie.
- Mr. Graham: A present from an admirer
- [Dorset's wife]
- Mr. Graham: .
- Lord Nicholas "Nick" Dorset: Are you Graham?
- Mr. Graham: Yes.
- Lord Nicholas "Nick" Dorset: What do you want?
- Mr. Graham: I'd like to escape, I imagine we both would.
- Lord Nicholas "Nick" Dorset: I'm perfectly fine.
- Mr. Graham: You have no money.
- Lord Nicholas "Nick" Dorset: Have you?
- Mr. Graham: I intend getting some.
- Lady Britt Dorset: Ooh Mr Graham, I'm quite frightened to come and see you again.
- Mr. Graham: What's the trouble?
- Lady Britt Dorset: Money trouble.
- Lady Britt Dorset: My father is very strict, he always tell me that my husband should provide for me.
- Mr. Graham: And he doesn't?
- Lady Britt Dorset: Nick is absoultey generous when he has money but that's not exactly very often.
- Mr. Graham: I see, do you mind
- [smoking]
- Mr. Graham: ... you must learn to live within your means.
- Lady Britt Dorset: I do but money's for spending.
- Mr. Graham: It is if you have it.
- Lady Britt Dorset: You aren't angry at me Mr Graham, for asking for the extra £100?
- Mr. Graham: You aren't angry with me for refusing it are you?
- Lord Nicholas "Nick" Dorset: I don't know why I can't use my own tailor in London.
- Mr. Graham: One can't be too careful.
- Lord Nicholas "Nick" Dorset: You can't possibly understand what an ordeal it is to wear clothes made by a stranger.
- Mr. Graham: You spent the £500 on this
- [convertible car]
- Mr. Graham: .
- Lady Britt Dorset: Oh no, the deposit was only £200, I had to buy some new clothes - do you like my suit?
- Lady Britt Dorset: Mr Graham, you're the first kind man I've met.
- Mr. Graham: Then wouldn't it be more flattering to call me by my Christian name?
- Lady Britt Dorset: I like Mr Graham, it sounds like you - kind and reliable.
- Lady Britt Dorset: You see all my boyfriends have been super-attractive but absolute bastards. I don't think a man can keep me if I'm very sure of him. Do you Mr Graham?
- Mr. Graham: The children of broken marriages are often unsettled, maybe that's your problem.
- Lady Britt Dorset: My parents are devoted.
- Mr. Graham: This morning you told me they were divorced, or is that only when you need an overdraft?
- Lady Britt Dorset: You've got me Mr Graham.
- Mr. Graham: I want you, my lord, to grow a moustache.
- Lord Nicholas "Nick" Dorset: That's a joke in extremely bad taste.
- Lady Britt Dorset: Oh Mr Graham, you are the kindest bank manager.
- Mr. Graham: Deputy bank manager.
- Lady Britt Dorset: Well whatever, not to be angry.
- Mr. Graham: You've planned this.
- [Starts to laugh]
- Mr. Graham: .
- Lady Britt Dorset: You've very kind when you laugh, as a reward you shall have a drive in my car.
- Mr. Graham: Your car?
- Lady Britt Dorset: Our car. Come along and you shall take me to dinner.
- Mr. Graham: I can't afford it.
- Lady Britt Dorset: A picnic.