- Police Officer: Do you have relations with men?
- Skipper: I try not to. But sometimes there's a guy who's really sweet... it's so easy. We're both men... we both know where it's at. Personally, you're not giving anything away.
- Police Officer: What's your feeling's towards girls?
- Skipper: I can sleep with them once because it degrades them. It makes them dirty. The worst thing about it is... you meet a chick who isn't... bad. You can't screw her because you don't want to make her "dirty".
- Roberta: You actually came to see me without any of your baby-pimps? Wow. How do I rate that honor?
- Skipper: I just loved your performance at the pool.
- Roberta: So, you're the one who rides the dune buggy and "services" the little girls, huh?
- Skipper: Oh yes... and speaking of little girls, how old are you?
- Roberta: Sixteen. Just about your speed too, isn't it?
- Skipper: Ha-ha! It's a good age. It's a little over the hill these days, but it will do.
- Roberta: How old are you?
- Skipper: Twenty-three.
- Roberta: Why don't you do something besides hang around the pool.
- Skipper: I'm a songwriter. I'm gonna immortalized all of us here.
- Roberta: Wanna drink?
- Skipper: Uh... sure.
- Roberta: It's interesting what turns on the little girls. What do you think it is? Is it because you're a creep? Or is it because you're dangerous?
- Skipper: It's some of each.
- Roberta: Sue-Ellen's mom's goes around saying you are responsible for her disappearance.
- Skipper: What do you think?
- Roberta: I wouldn't be surprised.
- Skipper: I'll do everything I can to keep up the surprises... When we gonna "make it"?
- Roberta: Who said we were?
- Skipper: Oh don't punish me. they are a lot of guys who said they had the privilege... unless of course they've been lying... Your parents home?
- Skipper: Back any minute.
- Skipper: Well... you can always catch me at the renaissance...
- Roberta: I know.
- Detective Shaw: Are you putting us on?
- Skipper: Putting you on? What do you mean?
- Detective Shaw's Partner: We picked up your girlfriend, Norma. She's in the other room. She told us everything.
- Skipper: Everything?
- Detective Shaw's Partner: Yeah, I mean what you did to Sue-Ellen. Now why would your girlfriend want to tell lies about you?
- Skipper: [with an increasing grin] For revenge. Jealousy. Hell, you know better than I do, woman are irrational. But she didn't do that did she? But you guys are good... really good at timing and everything. Ha-ha! God! You guys are great! Ha-ha.
- Detective Shaw: Look, there's talk you are the "drug-man" around town.
- Skipper: I wish I were. If I come across any, would you fellows like a little?
- Detective Shaw's Partner: Look, we've been pretty easy with you so far.
- Skipper: What? Don't you like to "turn on"? I thought you might because there's this friend of mine, L'il Mike, who said you guys picked him up one day and made a deal with him that you would not bring him in if he split his kilo with you guys. I thought you were users. But maybe you gentlemen want to use for commercial purposes... I don't know. I think I'm leaving now.
- Detective Shaw: We are not finished.
- Skipper: Are you making charges? Either book me or let me go.
- Detective Shaw's Partner: You playing a pretty tough game kid. We gonna get you. And when we do, we gonna get you hard.
- Detective Shaw: Real hard.
- Skipper: My pleasure gentlemen...
- [Skipper gets up and leaves]