- Catlow: You still got that warrant?
- Cowan: Two. One for jumping arrest. You stirred up some kind of a hornet's nest back there. And that Miller, he's packing a lot of heat.
- Catlow: Think I can't handle him?
- Cowan: Well, if somebody shoots you, let's keep it in the family. I'm gonna bring you in before he carries you in.
- Catlow: There's a derringer looking at you says you don't.
- [Catlow has a gun underneath the table pointing at Cowan's belly]
- Cowan: Oh?
- [looks down at the table]
- Catlow: I'd hate to shoot that badge off you just to prove it.
- Cowan: Yeah, well, that's not where I wear it.
- Catlow: [laughs loud] You know it would bust my heart to have to kill you.
- Cowan: Yeah, well...
- Catlow: Hey, why don't you ride with us. I need someone I can count on.
- Cowan: Oh , Jed.
- Catlow: The gold is just lying there!
- Cowan: Gold?
- Catlow: Yeah!
- Cowan: Jed, are you gonna tangle with law the rest of your life? You have brawled and drunk and catted your way through every state in the West! I have gotton you out of jail so many times! When are you gonna learn?
- Catlow: Ben, it's maverick gold! It belongs to anyone who can round it up!
- Cowan: It don't belong to you! You can't steal from a man just because you don't know his name!
- Catlow: Oh, well, I never thought you would.
- Cowan: [both take a drink] Um... You wouldn't be just shooting off your mouth about that gun under there?
- Catlow: Make one wrong move, and that's not all I'll be shooting off.
- Cowan: Well, it don't seem likely that somebody'd just go off and leave a pile of gold lying around a cave. Then again, there'd be no reason to hide it there unless maybe that gold was stolen in the first place.
- General: Your logic is impeccable.
- Cowan: Has the Mexican government lost any gold lately?
- General: To the contrary.
- Cowan: Well, back in '62, our Confederate Army did. Our supply base at Santa Fe was attacked by the Yankees. They made off with a fresh shipment from the gold fields. About 2 million dollars worth. Ha ha, now it might just be that that gold headed south instead of north.
- General: All this I find fascinating. And if it could be proved that this gold belongs to the American government, I'm sure it would be returned.
- Cowan: Yeah, unless something happened to it first.
- General: Oh, but nothing will.
- Cowan: Well, General, I hate to disagree with you... but you see, there's a man called Catlow.