Quotes

Play Misty for Me

Dave: Al, you ever find yourself being completely smothered by somebody?
Al Monte: Anybody I know?
Dave: Yeah, you met her at my house the other day.
Al Monte: Ooooo - chicken delight! Well that's what I call some pretty good smotherin' cousin.

Al Monte: Well you know what they always say my man, "He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword".
Dave: Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out, huh.

Evelyn: Why didn't you take my call?
Dave: Where does it say that I gotta drop what I'm doing and answer the phone every time it rings?
Evelyn: Do you know your nostrils flare out into little wings when you're mad? It's kinda cute.

Man: [as a passerby witnessing an antagonistic encounter between Evelyn and Dave] Having some trouble, lady?
Dave: Get lost!
Evelyn: Yeah, get lost, assholes!

Dave: There's a little spot in the middle of each day about your size.
Tobie Williams: Well there's lots of girls about my size if you're really looking.
Dave: I'm not, that's what I'm trying to tell you.
Tobie Williams: You mean you've given up girls?
Dave: Well I haven't exactly been the monk of the month or anything like that but I have been making an effort.

Evelyn: It was funny, I was calling you from that phone booth over there and he was telling me you'd left and I was staring at your car - isn't that funny.
Dave: Kind of funny.

Dave: You haven't got the faintest idea of what love is, we don't even know each other.

Dave: I'm just trying to tell you something. I'm trying to tell you there's a telephone. I pick it up and I dial it.

Evelyn: Don't you like me?
Dave: You're a nice girl.
Evelyn: But who needs nice girls?
Dave: I'm kind of hung up on one.
Evelyn: And you don't want to complicate your life.
Dave: That's exactly right.
Evelyn: Well neither do I, but that's no reason we shouldn't sleep together tonight if we feel like it.

Dave: Care for a beer?
Al Monte: Not really, I'd go for something more uplifting but not a brew, David, not a brew my man.

Dave: Hello?
Sgt. McCallum: Garver!
Dave: Yeah.
Sgt. McCallum: Sgt McCallum. Sorry to wake you but something has come up.
Dave: Yeah I know, she just paid me a visit with a butcher knife.
Sgt. McCallum: Why? Because she was released on parole pending further legal action.
Dave: When?
Sgt. McCallum: A week ago.
Dave: Well I sure like the way you broke your ass to let me know about it!
Sgt. McCallum: I just found out about it myself.
Dave: Who's in charge down there anyway?
Sgt. McCallum: Now look you wanna help find her or would you rather just sit there and belly-ache?
Dave: All right.
Sgt. McCallum: Now exactly what did she say to you?
Dave: I told you, she said that she was well and that she was going to Hawaii.
Sgt. McCallum: Uh what else?
Dave: I already told you.
Sgt. McCallum: Well tell me again.
Dave: You know Sergeant, you really make lousy conversation!
Sgt. McCallum: You make lousy coffee!

Al Monte: All right, I think I will go out and hit the streets but before doing that I will blow me a little number.
Dave: Take it in the other room, will ya - get zonked just breathing the air in here.

Evelyn: The whole point of having an answering service is to call them once in a while and see if you've got any messages.

Al Monte: Girl thinks you've been working too hard, man. She says we should get together and go out tonight, blast the town open a little taste.

Tobie Williams: Oh I didn't wish you anything too serious, just a couple of months in traction.
Dave: You're all heart.

Jay Jay: Its nothing personal, I just happen to think she could be a first rate artist if her damn hormones didn't keep getting in the way.

Evelyn: [menacing Tobie with a pair of hair-scissors] I hope Dave likes what he sees when he gets here. Because that's what he's taking to Hell with him!

Jay Jay: That bitch should be hung by the thumbs or something equally appropriate.

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