- Diane Blackstock: [about a plate of food that accidentally ended up on the floor] You can't serve that now!
- Marlon: It's for Shadrach.
- Diane Blackstock: Fair enough.
- Matthew King: [regarding Charity] Yeah, well, let's just say she's not my type.
- Jimmy King: Yeah, I'd say Thelma-Louise
- [Paul Lambert's drag-queen]
- Jimmy King: was more your style!
- Eric Pollard: More chance of a stimulating conversation in a graveyard.
- Louise Appleton: Must've heard you were coming, Eric.
- Val Lambert: [to Eric Pollard] 65 years on the clock, and not a friend in the world! Enjoy your old age, Counsellor Pollard!
- Laurel Potts: Oh, it's like me, I'm never so assertive when I'm on my own. My mirror has had more time lashings. I'm sure it winces every time I go near it.
- Bettina 'Betty' Eagleton: Probably your face, love!
- [Betty starts to laugh and naively, Laurel starts to laugh with her]
- Rodney Blackstock: Eric, if you don't belt up, I shall thump you.
- Eric Pollard: [in chuckle] Sorry? I really am sorry. You must be devastated.
- Rodney Blackstock: Twerp.
- Diane Blackstock: [shouting into the pup] I am not having the menopause! I had it five years ago! Have you all got that through there?