Gary Burghoff credited as playing...
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly
- Radar: My own father didn't have me until he was 63, and the first time we played peek-a-boo together he had a stroke.
- Henry Blake: Do we have enough sherry and ginger-ale for the General?
- Radar: Oh, nobody does, sir.
- Henry Blake: Oh, fine then, if nobody does we don't have to, but make sure we do, just in case we don't.
- Radar: Sir, there's someone waiting to see you.
- Henry Blake: I was born with someone waiting to see me.
- Radar: Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
- Frank Burns: I have no interest in the compound.
- Klinger: He has no compound-interest.
- Radar: Will Scotch be all right for everybody, sir?
- Henry Blake: Yeah, fine, Radar - perfect.
- Radar: [offering a drink to Captain Sloan] Uh, I ran out of ice sir, so I used bourbon.