Conrad Bain credited as playing...
Dr. Arthur Harmon
- Dr. Arthur Harmon: No offense Maudie, but I wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot pole.
- Maude Findlay: No offense Arthur, but that's the only way you'd EVER touch me.
- Maude Findlay: If you don't get back at all, we'll understand.
- Dr. Arthur Harmon: I know that, Maudie, that's why i'm coming back if it kills me.
- Maude Findlay: On those terms, I'll accept.