Quotes

Please Don't Eat My Mother!

Harry: [last words] You give me that gun, you stupid fraud! GIVE IT TO ME... .
Harry's Wife: [she shoots him and then panics as Henry watches and listens] Oh, my god! What have I done?
Henry Fudd: You killed him.
Harry's Wife: I sure did. Who the hell are you?
Henry Fudd: Your good neighbor.

Eve: Hi, baby. Hi, Henry. Got some num-nums?
Henry Fudd: Wow, are you growing, and so fast! Well, I got a whole new batch of flies for you.
Eve: You're a good fellow, Henry.

Henry Fudd: I'm buying!
Florist: We're selling!
Henry Fudd: How much?
Florist: Same as the one before.
Adam: Hey, look, he's been pushing me all week and there ain't no takers. Tell him you want to buy one of them bags of super pro grow, and have him throw me in for free. He'll take it.

Call Girl: [last words, screams] Hey, Fudd, where the hell are you? Help me! Hey, Fudd, help! HELP!
Eve: Exquisite! Delightful! We'll have to do this again for our next dinner! Mmmm.
Henry Fudd: Oh, no sir-ee!

Henry Fudd: [after his mother is swallowed whole] Oh my goodness. There went my mother. What do I do?
Eve: You can relax, darling. Nice and calm, dear boy.
Henry Fudd: Well, that's murder or something!
Eve: Never heard of a plant getting arrested, have you?
Henry Fudd: No.

Guy in Park: Look at these plants!
Henry Fudd: Well, that's enough plant gazing. Uh, you, ma'm, stand over there, and you, you're fine right there. Now, when I say "go", I want you to take three steps, and you don't have to say "May I?".
Guy in Park: Why? What are you going to do?
Henry Fudd: Nothing; you just trust me. Alright, go.
[the couple takes three steps to Adam and Eve on "go"]
Adam: [he and Eve finish eating the couple] Yeah, not bad. Not bad at all. Not bad--hey, what about Henry?
Eve: Nope. No, dear. Not Henry.
Adam: Well, he kind of looks like Adam.
Eve: Uh-huh.
Adam: Yeah, look at him.
[chuckles]
Eve: I think you misunderstood the story, darling. I really do. I don't think you got...
Adam: What the hell are you saying, dear?
[gags]
Eve: Oh, careful, dear. Try resting for a while.
Adam: Yeah, yeah.
Eve: Thank you, Henry, for now.

Henry Fudd: Kvetch! Kvetch! Kvetch! That's you!
Clarice Fudd: Don't talk like that! You sound like your father.
Henry Fudd: Well, why shouldn't I sound like him? Look what I've been living with.
Clarice Fudd: Now, hold your tongue, bubbee.
Henry Fudd: Knock off that "bubbee" stuff.

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By what name was Please Don't Eat My Mother! (1973) officially released in India in English?