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Ray Milland and Roosevelt Grier in The Thing with Two Heads (1972)

Ray Milland: Maxwell Kirshner

The Thing with Two Heads

Ray Milland credited as playing...

Maxwell Kirshner

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Quotes12

  • Lila: Get some sleep, baby, I'll wake you once dinner's ready.
  • Jack Moss: Let's just stay here a little while.
  • Lila: Now come on, honey, I got to start dinner.
  • Jack Moss: You don't have to start now, why don't you start it later?
  • Lila: [hesitant] Oh come on Jack, I... I
  • [she glances at Kirshner]
  • Jack Moss: Is he bothering you? I'll cover his head with a pillowcase.
  • Dr. Maxwell Kirshner: [with disgust] You must be joking! Is that all you people think about?
  • Lila: [with disgust] It's no use honey, maybe when I get used to it.
  • [walks off]
  • Jack Moss: [turns to Kirshner] Now you know you got to go!
  • Dr. Maxwell Kirshner: Phillip... Get me another body... please.
  • Dr. Maxwell Kirshner: Philip, get me another body.
  • Dr. Maxwell Kirshner: Williams! If you cut off my head, that'll be murder!
  • Dr. Fred Williams: You actually feel I could take credit for something with which I had very little to do?
  • Dr. Maxwell Kirshner: I don't understand you.
  • Dr. Fred Williams: The reason you don't understand, Doctor, is because you're a *bigot*. A bigot of the highest caliber. And because of that, you have underestimated me and my intelligence.
  • Jack Moss: [revs the motocross bike] Ready?
  • Dr. Maxwell Kirshner: You're going to get us all killed!
  • [Jack drives off on the bike]
  • Dr. Maxwell Kirshner: What the hell is the matter with you, Moss? Get back to bed!
  • Jack Moss: You jive.
  • Dr. Maxwell Kirshner: Is this some kind of joke!
  • Dr. Maxwell Kirshner: Williams, stop this car immediately! By helping him, you're making yourself an accomplice.
  • Dr. Fred Williams: Why don't you shut up?
  • Jack Moss: Hey, that's telling him, man.
  • Dr. Maxwell Kirshner: I should have known your kind stick together!
  • Jack Moss: Listen man, I know the jury, the D.A., and the papers all say I'm guilty. But Big Jack knows the truth!
  • Dr. Maxwell Kirshner: Well, Big Jack better stop this insanity and give himself up before we're all killed.
  • Jack Moss: What's this 'we' stuff? They're not after you, they're after me. So I'll do the thinking.
  • Dr. Maxwell Kirshner: You mean you're actually considering helping this escaped murderer?
  • Jack Moss: Murderer? You're the murderer trying to cut off my head!
  • Dr. Maxwell Kirshner: That's different!
  • Jack Moss: Funny how it becomes different when you're talking about your own head.
  • [last lines]
  • Dr. Fred Williams: Doctor, you'd better get over to Dr. Christian's house as soon as possible. He needs your help.
  • Dr. Maxwell Kirshner: [as Dr. Philip races into the operating room at the house] Philip... Philip... Get me another body. Please...

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