- Thomas: She isn't my wife, really. We just have some kids. No, no kids, not even kids. Sometimes, though, it feels as if we had kids. She isn't beautiful, she's... easy to live with. No, she isn't. That's why I don't live with her.
- The Blonde: Couldn't you give us just a couple of minutes?
- Thomas: Couple of minutes? I haven't even got a couple of minutes to have my appendix out.
- [first lines]
- Mime: Give me your money. Do it.
- Verushka: [long-legged model awaits] Here I am.
- Thomas: Ready?
- Verushka: [foreign accent] I've been ready for nearly an hour.
- Thomas: Good.
- Verushka: I'm catching a plane for Paris at eleven, so I can't...
- Thomas: Can't what?
- Verushka: It doesn't matter.
- Thomas: [regards her over ostrich feathers] Who the hell were you with last night?
- [she smirks and moves on]
- Thomas: [as models rush up stairs] Can you manage to make a cup of coffee between you?
- The Blonde: [halfway up, looking back] I can make an Irish coffee if you'd like.
- [both girls giggle]