Al Lewis credited as playing...
Grandpa
- Grandpa Munster: Herman, this is the secret of Munster Hall.
- Herman: Call the police. Call the FBI. Get Scotland Yard. Phone Batman. Car 54, where *are* you?
- Marilyn Munster: Uncle Cavanaugh? I didn't know there were any English Munsters.
- Grandpa Munster: Marilyn dear, no matter where you go in the world, you can always dig up one of our relatives.
- Lily Munster: [Lily and Grandpa are 'borrowing' a couple of horses] Grandpa, what if we get caught?
- Grandpa Munster: Listen, it won't be the first time I was hanged as a horse thief.
- Grandpa Munster: Listen, Buster, this is modern day England, you can't get away with knocking off Herman!
- Freddie Munster: But that's what makes the whole thing so delightful, we can!
- Eddie Munster: [Herman gets seasick] Grandpa, what's wrong with Pop?
- Grandpa: What's wrong? I'll tell you what's wrong, Lord Munster is about to *heave* ho.
- Lily Munster: Herman, you've been in bed now for two days. You're not going to die.
- Herman: I know I'm not. I'm not strong enough to die.
- Grandpa Munster: Relax, Herman. Eddie and Marilyn are in the hold now, getting my portable laboratory out of our car. I'll whip up a potion and have you on your feet before you can say: Jack the Ripper.
- Grandpa: I've been prescribing these seasickness pills for centuries, if it wasn't for me, Columbus would've discovered America leaning over the rail.
- Herman: I just can't get over it, Lily. To think that this is mine. All mine!
- Grandpa Munster: I know. I know, Hermy baby.