Diane McBain credited as playing...
Diana St. Clair
- Diana St. Clair: As soon as I domesticate you--get you housebroken--you'll be the best husband a girl ever had.
- Mike McCoy: Husband?
- Les: [clangs her cymbals to interrupt the conversation] Over my dead body!
- Larry: Didn't you write "Ten Ways to Trap a Bachelor"?
- Diana St. Clair: Why, yes.
- Curly: And "The Mating Habits of the Single Male"?
- Diana St. Clair: Yes, I did.
- Curly: That was a great book.
- Les: I saw the movie and it was dirty!
- Mike McCoy: Have you been looking for me?
- Diana St. Clair: As a matter of fact, I was.
- Mike McCoy: Are you from the FBI?
- Diana St. Clair: No.
- Mike McCoy: The CIA?
- Diana St. Clair: No.
- Mike McCoy: The PTA?
- Diana St. Clair: Parent Teachers Association?
- Mike McCoy: No. The Peeping Toms Association.
- Mike McCoy: Why are you spying on me?
- Diana St. Clair: For my new book.
- Mike McCoy: "The Sex Life of Mike McCoy"?
- Diana St. Clair: I bet that would make an interesting movie.
- [whistles]
- Diana St. Clair: My name is Diana St. Clair.
- Mike McCoy: Diana St. Clair. You're the most gorgeous spy I've ever seen.
- [moves in for a kiss, looks down]
- Mike McCoy: Excuse me. I seem to be--bumping your binoculars.
- Diana St. Clair: How about, "The Mating Habits of the Single Male."
- Mike McCoy: You wrote that?
- Diana St. Clair: Did you read it?
- Mike McCoy: No, but I saw the movie.
- [whistles]
- Mike McCoy: When you find this Mr. Perfect, does he get some kind of award?
- Diana St. Clair: Oh, yes. He gets me.
- Diana St. Clair: Mr. Foxhugh, we've just met. You don't even know me.
- Howard Foxhugh: No? I've read everything you've written and, believe me, I know you. You told a lot of intimate things about yourself. In bed, you don't wear any...
- Diana St. Clair: Okay, okay. You know me.