- Charlie Moss: You shoulda seen him comin' up the coast. I don't think they sell bikinis in Arizona.
- Don: Oh, they sell 'em. But, I've never seen so many trying to cover so much with so little success.
- Larry: I know this Borman guy. He knows all a killer's got to know about killing and things like that. Oh, he's got it up here. Do you know that he knows the batting average of every White Stocking player of the 1876 season.
- Katrina Corelli: Your friends certainly know how to enjoy themselves.
- Don: They're a fun group. They sure know how to get their kicks.
- Charlie Moss: I just got a flash. When those cats find out they've got the wrong merchandise, m-m-man, they're gonna be out for blood. Let's unload this hot potato on the fuzz.
- Don: Cool it. Get the fuzz into this and his folks end up in jail.
- Charlie Moss: You've got to be the mother of all pigeons.
- Katrina Corelli: Oh, but I am not married.
- Bob Draper: Don't mind him. He's got a language all of his own.
- Tina Moss: Aren't you going to introduce me to your playmate, Don?
- Don: Katrina, this is everybody. Everybody, this is Katrina.
- Charlie Moss: That was real dandy, sport.
- Charlie Moss: Go! Go!
- Themselves: [singing] Now I know just what I've been doing wrong, Life seems empty, but it won't last for long, I shan't - go on - this way, There's a new world just opening for me, There's a new world just opening for me...
- Katrina Corelli: This is no time to be delicate. It's a good thing you stayed behind. I was ready to sacrifice my modesty. At least I found out my suit is not for swimming.
- Carol Connors: [singing] When a girl meets a boy, No one knows why, One moment she's happy, The next she cries, Love has never been fixed mathematically, Cause the fixes of the heart are biologically...
- Charlie Moss: On Catalina, believe it man, I am king! Surfing - and girls. Big game fishing - and girls. Scuba diving - and girls. Which all happen to love good ol' Charlie Moss.
- Charlie Moss: Hey, let's dig Little Richard really turn it on!
- Little Richard: [singing] Baby, baby, baby, Come along with me...