- Taxi driver: That's $2.95, including the luggage.
- Coogan: Tell me, how many stores are there named Bloomingdale's in this town?
- Taxi driver: One, why?
- Coogan: We passed it twice.
- Taxi driver: It's still $2.95, including the luggage.
- Coogan: Yeah, well there's $3.00, including the tip.
- Golden Hotel Room Clerk: Room 304. That'll be $7 in advance.
- Coogan: The sign says $5.
- Golden Hotel Room Clerk: $7 without luggage.
- [Coogan places briefcase on desk]
- Golden Hotel Room Clerk: That ain't luggage.
- Coogan: There's a cab driver in this town that'll give you an argument.
- [Coogan is taking a bath, a busty woman is washing him, Coogan throws the soap, aiming for her cleavage, and misses]
- Millie, Coogan's Girlfriend: Need a bigger target?
- Coogan: There ain't any in this county.
- Coogan: [while holding a broken bottle in Wonderful Digby's face] All right now, I don't like violence, Mr. Wonderful whatever your name is. You better drop that blade, or you won't believe what happens next, even while it's happening.
- Mrs. Ellen Ringerman: [to Coogan, who's looking for her son] I don't usually make no deals with cops.
- Coogan: Be smart if you did...
- Mrs. Ellen Ringerman: Smart? Smartness is one thing, motherhood's another
- Coogan: You learn about a person when you hunt 'em.
- Det. Lt. McElroy, NYPD: Like what?
- Coogan: Like that he's not a fool, that's what.
- Sgt. Wallace: Then how in the hell did you collar him?
- Desk Sergeant: Now look Mrs. Amador. Why don't you divorce the bum?
- Mrs. Amador: I cannot do that.
- Desk Sergeant: You got to.
- Mrs. Amador: How can I divorce? We never married.
- Det. Lt. McElroy, NYPD: [McElroy leaves his office and find Coogan eying Julie who is bent over in front of him] Found something about New York you like Tex?
- Mrs. Ellen Ringerman: [angry] Hey, wait a minute. You think you can come in here and write down a name and put on that fancy hat and just go? You know what you are?
- Coogan: Fancy.