- Teresa: He's known you for so many years. He should know you only fancy those fat money chasers.
- Antonio: Oh, Teresa. Teresa, 14 more pounds...
- Teresa: Just like Ana. Isn't that true? How much are paying Ana?
- Antonio: Teresa, please, I'm a sexy guy.
- Teresa: You are. And how much would you pay for me?
- Antonio: Well, it depends. Women - get paid according to their merits. Get on the catwalk! Get on the catwalk! Get walking! Come on, walk!
- Antonio: The world's population will double in the next 40 years. Today it is around 3 billion. Statistics say that in 2600, every man will only have 9 square feet of ground. We'll have to die standing up. I've already reserved my 9 square feet. In "El Vate." Nobody can touch it!
- Fernando: The only solution is war. Let a few million disappear, nobody'll notice.
- Teresa: As long as it doesn't touch us, of course.
- Antonio: Now the essential questions. Do you speak Spanish?
- Teresa: Yes.
- Antonio: Are you married?
- Teresa: Yes, yes.
- Antonio: Any children?
- Teresa: Yes!
- Antonio: Thrifty?
- Teresa: Yes.
- Antonio: Home loving and faithful wife?
- Teresa: Oh, yes!
- Antonio: And now the most important question. Do you hold anything against rhinoceros?
- Teresa: Oh, no, no. Not at all!
- Antonio: Great, Teresa! You're as good as cash, a blank check.