Joyce Van Patten credited as playing...
Cleveland
- Cleveland: Goddamn class action suits are gonna be the ruin of this country. It wasn't so bad when the courts made us take girls. At least the ones that came could play, but now this.
- Cleveland: They win one lousy game, the next thing you know, they'll sue for the right to play in Dodger Stadium.
- Cleveland: I just get an eight count here.
- White Sox Manager: I know. I know. But, it's okay. I've got the whole thing figured out. Now, this is what I do. I take my two outfielders, Henry and Thor, I play them in right and left center.
- Cleveland: Oh, you stop it! You're embarrassing yourself!
- White Sox Manager: Look, three of my White Sox have got the flu. I've got a god damn little Jesus freak in Bakersfield at a revival meeting!
- Cleveland: I am sorry. I am sorry.
- White Sox Manager: I've only got eight players!
- Cleveland: I am sorry! The White Sox are gonna have for forfeit the game. It's a forfeit! It's a forfeit. The White Sox are forfeiting.