Scott Baio credited as playing...
Bugsy Malone
- Bugsy Malone: Have you eaten?
- Blousey Brown: Ever since I was a kid.
- Bugsy Malone: Then how come you're so skinny, wisey?
- Blousey Brown: Because I watch my weight.
- Bugsy Malone: Yeah, I do that when I'm broke too.
- Bangles: Oh, hi, Bugsy.
- Bugsy Malone: Hi, Bangles. Is Blousey there, please?
- Bangles: She won't see you.
- Bugsy Malone: Tell her I'm sick.
- Bangles: You're sick?
- Bugsy Malone: Yeah, sick of waiting.
- Bugsy Malone: [noting the solemn look on Matt the Barman's face] You know what, you look like you put your face on backwards this morning.
- Matt The Barman: You've got too much mouth, mack.
- Bugsy Malone: So, tell my dentist.
- Bugsy Malone: Me and Fat Sam, we're like this.
- [crosses fingers]
- Blousey Brown: You mean you're real good friends?
- Bugsy Malone: [shakes head] Nah, it's just that every time I see him, I cross my fingers, and hope he won't hit me.
- Bugsy Malone: What's your name?
- Blousey Brown: Brown.
- Bugsy Malone: Brown? Sounds like a loaf of bread.
- Blousey Brown: Blousey Brown.
- Bugsy Malone: Blousey Brown? Sounds like a stale loaf of bread!