- Mitch Kowalski: I've been stuffin' my shoes with newspaper for so long, my feet know more about what's goin' on than my head.
- Steve Hanson: All right. I'll give you twenty-four hours, but I AM gonna call in some outside help, because my first responsibility is to save HUMAN lives, not sea-serpents.
- Arnie Chabot: If Steve comes back before they do, he'll throw us so far back in the jug they'll have to shoot our breakfast to us with a cannon.