Robin Williams credited as playing...
Mork • Robin Williams
- Politician: You know I'd like to thank you for the time and trouble in bringing this to my attention. Before you go, I would like to present you with one of my souvenir pens.
- Mork: Look, if I wanted a pen and coffee I'd have mugged a waitress. You know what, I don't need any more pens. Look at this.
- [Mork pulls a handful of pens out of his jacket pocket]
- Mork: And look at that, it's a Ronald Reagan pen, it's got no point
- Franklin Delano Bickley: That's diddly, he's just going out of town, I'm going out of business. I used to be the best greeting card writer around. I can't work any more.
- Mindy McConnell: Oh, come on, we don't make that much noise.
- Franklin Delano Bickley: I know, I was blaming it on you but it's time i faced it. I've lost it.
- Mork: We could form a posse and find it if you want.
- Franklin Delano Bickley: No, it's no use. They say your sympathy is the first thing to go. I used to be able to get tears out of a coat rack. Not any more.
- [pulls a card from his pocket]
- Franklin Delano Bickley: Listen to this. "Your pet rabbit died. Poor little muffet. Your two choices are, eat it or stuff it".
- Mork: Aww, that's sad.
- Mork: [Mork's emotions are out of control. His solution is to introduce them to Mindy's emotions] OK guys, come on over here
- [mimes football huddle]
- Mork: Right!
- [leaps back over to Mindy]
- Mindy McConnell: Well?
- Mork: I've got mixed emotions.
- Mindy McConnell: [Mork and Mindy are trapped in a giant birdcage facing certain death] Mork, I have something to confess to you. When you were out one day, I... I... I put on your spacesuit.
- Mork: [shocked] The helmet, too?
- Mindy McConnell: Boots and all!
- Mork: [after Mork has had a chance to absorb this revelation] Well, Mindy, I have something to confess to you.
- [Mindy grows more and more shocked as she connects the dots]
- [Season 4 ABC promo]
- Orson: Oh, Mork.
- Mork: Oh sir, yes!
- Orson: I was looking at this report. It says this fall you're going to marry Mindy.
- Mork: I am?
- Orson: And it says you're gonna honeymoon on Ork.
- Mork: Oh, you're crazy! Get outta here!
- Orson: And *you* are gonna get pregnant.
- Mork: Pregnant? Me? I mean, why me? I mean, this kinda stuff doesn't happen to Barney Miller!
- Mork: If Holly liked him so much, how come she punched him and told him he was weird.
- Mindy McConnell: Boys and girls often punch or push or hit each other as a sign of affection.
- Mork: Punching and pushing and calling someone names means you like them?
- Mindy McConnell: Yeah, it can.
- Mork: Then the cowboys and Indians are lovers?
- [alarm for Mork's wristwatch which he wears round his ankle goes off]
- Mindy McConnell: Ah, your foot's ringing. I'll get it.
- [bends down and pushes button on watch, pulls out small piece of paper under watch strap]
- Mindy McConnell: What's this piece of paper?
- Mork: Must be a footnote.
- Mindy McConnell: Mork, why are you building a tower of Cheerios?
- Mork: Because it's hard to stack oatmeal.
- Mindy McConnell: [Mork has proposed, and after chatting with Fred and Cora, she decides to not marry Mork] I guess what I'm really trying to say is... I can't marry you
- Mork: Mind', That's a joke right, like the volunteer army? Ha ha ha... R R R!... R R Rrrr.
- Exidor: [Exidor is trying to get Mork's memory back] All right, Mork, put your hands in front of your face, and repeat after me. "Oh, no, please don't."
- Mork: Oh, no, please don't... oh...
- Exidor: [Exidor takes a poster off Mindy's wall and smashes it over Mork's head] Too late.
- Cora Hudson: That man is an absolute raving lunatic.
- Exidor: Madam, you flatter me.
- Mork: [excited] Wait a minute, I've got to show you something. I've already picked out my bumper sticker.
- [runs into bedroom and returns with a whole car bumper]
- Todd Norman Taylor aka TNT: [reading the sticker] "Aliens make better lovers".
- Mork: And look at this one here. "Horn if you're a honky".
- Mearth: [seeing that the apartment has been filled with expensive toys] Mammy, the tooth fairy *has* been keeping up with inflation.
- Mindy McConnell: [sarcastic] Gee, I wonder who could be behind all this.
- Mork: [Mork jumps out of a huge box in the middle of the room] Surprise!
- Mindy McConnell: No, not really.