Ann Reinking credited as playing...
Kate Jagger
- Joe Gideon: Katie, I try to give you everything I can give.
- Kate Jagger: Oh, you give all right; presents, clothes. I just wish you weren't so generous with your cock.
- Joe Gideon: [pauses in thought] That's good. I can use that.
- [Kate has just finished setting up a dinner date, probably to make Joe jealous]
- Joe Gideon: Who was that?
- Kate Jagger: Michael Graham.
- Joe Gideon: Who is Michael Graham?
- Kate Jagger: A dancer in my ballet class.
- Joe Gideon: Straight or gay?
- Kate Jagger: What do you mean?
- Joe Gideon: I mean, is he looking to get laid or is he looking for Mr. Right?
- Kate Jagger: He's straight.
- Joe Gideon: And tall...
- [turns to leave]
- Joe Gideon: [frowning] Michael Graham is a very tall man...
- [leaves the room slowly but comes running back]
- Joe Gideon: [laughing] God damn it, how dare you use my phone! My phone! To call someone who is not gay!
- Kate Jagger: [laughing] I see! You can go out with any girl. Any girl...
- Joe Gideon: [pointing] That's right! I go out with any girl... I stay in with you.
- Joe Gideon: A great entertainer.
- O'Connor Flood: A great entertainer...
- Joe Gideon: A great humanitarian.
- O'Connor Flood: A great humanitarian...
- Joe Gideon: And my dear friend for 25 years.
- O'Connor Flood: And my dearest, dearest friend for 20 years.
- Kate Jagger: [Joe turns off the television] You missed by five years!
- Joe Gideon: [walking to the bathroom] Oh boy, do I hate show business!
- Kate Jagger: Joe, you love show business.
- Joe Gideon: Oh that's right. I love show business. I'll go either way.
- Kate Jagger: Joe, I don't wanna go out with Michael Graham. I don't want a date. I have no more small talk left. I don't wanna fool around, I don't wanna play games, and I don't wanna fight. I just want to love you.
- Kate Jagger, Audrey Paris, Michelle Gideon: [singing] Ya better stop, Ya better change, Ya better stop, Ya better change, Ya better stop, Ya better change, Ya better stop, Ya better change, Ya better stop and change your ways today, I said stop! Change! Stop!
- Kate Jagger: Please.