- Singer: With you I can run forever... with you I can run forever...
- Singer: And then you're all alone again, but where are you?
- [the boxing event is about to start. Turkell has Joey Gongolong, a kangaroo with similarities to Muhammad Ali, for an interview]
- Rugs Turkell: With me, one of the greatest fighters of this or any other time, Joey Gongolong.
- [to Gongolong, who's sparring with the camera]
- Rugs Turkell: Champ, shortly you'll be facing the toughest challenge of your long and, I might add, controversial fighting career: the Eurasian, Janos Brushteckel. Champ, take a look at the monitor and feel free, as I'm sure you do, to comment.
- [Brushteckel, a bull, appears on screen, already looking dazed]
- Joey Gongolong: That face is almost as ugly as yours, Rugs. He's too *ugly* to be champ!
- Rugs Turkell: [as a shot of Brushteckel in training appears] True enough. But I've seen that vicious left hook of his, and Champ, you'd better stop fooling around, and take this challenger seriously.
- Joey Gongolong: Why you talkin' 'bout takin' me seriously? I did everythin' I could t'get ready for this fight.
- [a flashback to Gongolong's training ensues as he describes it in voiceover]
- Joey Gongolong: The up 'n down on the hardwood floors... didn't eat no meat, it lays in your stomach, makes ya fat and lazy and heavy.
- [grimaces at the single pea he's been served instead]
- Joey Gongolong: Everytime in my career, you're on my back! I've trained hard for this Bussmeckel, Bussbeckel, Bussteckel - I can't even pronounce his name, that's why I'm gonna whip him so bad, he's gonna *look* like his last name *sounds*.
- [the flashback ripples back to the interview]
- Joey Gongolong: I'm the greatest animal champion *of all time!*
- René Fromage: [voiceover] I am in training, *always*. In my life, there is no time for women.
- [cut to a picture of Fromage; gradually pull back to show he is being *chased* by an amorous cow. Voiceover continues]
- René Fromage: It is all, "run-run-run." Because of this, I am "chaste".
- Bear McLane: Men... this is the face of the enemy. He is vicious. He is ruthless! He will stop at nothing! Now... you all know the game plan. Line up for the face-off. After you take his face off, kick him in the shins. Centering pass to Eggs... Eggs over easy. Goddard shoots. Six spectators injured. Derek checks the goalie. He likes what he sees. He boards the goalie. They fight. The goalie moves out. But first, LeFluke ices the puck. He licks the spoon, shoots, score! Now, let's go get 'em!