- Doug: [10:15] Ernie, you want a doughnut?
- Ernie: I'd rather have the money instead!
- Doug: It's Annie Oakley!
- Louise Webster: How ya doin', gunslinger? Who'd you shoot today, a guy with a tuba?
- Man with Cigars: [1:07:16]
- [Puts his arm around the foot-shorter Ramon]
- Man with Cigars: Well, I like you. Tomorrow at noon, you may climb me.
- Ernie: [laughing] Come on. He ain't that short.
- Man with Cigars: Oh yeah? Well, then, how come he spent last month dangling from my car mirror?
- Captain John Geiberger: [34:00] Well, better than Kojak. 16 in one day. Price! But, they don't seem to be looking at the camera.
- Louise Webster: Yeah, you're right.
- Ramon: Guys, I think I have an idea.