Bernard Lee credited as playing...
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- Hugo Drax: Frederick Gray! What a surprise. And in distinguished company, all wearing gas masks. You must excuse me, gentlemen; not being English, I sometimes find your sense of humor rather difficult to follow!
- Sir Frederick Gray, Minister of Defence: On behalf of the British government, I apologize.
- M, James Bond: I believe you owe us some explanation, 007.
- James Bond: I quite agree, sir.
- Q: [explaining operation of dart wrist-gun] It's activated by nerve impulses from the wrist muscles.
- James Bond: Like this?
- [dart pierces a painting on M's wall]
- M: Oh, thank you, 007!
- Q: Be careful, will you? Now, there's ten darts: five blue-tipped, with armour-piercing heads; five red-tipped, cyanide coated, causing death in thirty seconds.
- James Bond: Very novel, Q. Must get them in the stores for Christmas. Good day, gentlemen!
- M: Moneypenny, is 007 back from that African job?
- Miss Moneypenny: He's on his last leg, sir.
- [smash-cut to Bond caressing a stewardess' thigh, his hand pushing her skirt up toward her underwear]
- Hostess Private Jet: Any higher, Mr. Bond, and my ears will pop.
- James Bond: I don't think I'm ever going to fly with anybody else.
- Hostess Private Jet: That's right, Mr. Bond.
- [she pulls a gun on him]