- Jody: Now, remember: you don't aim a gun at a man unless you intend to shoot him. And, you don't shoot a man unless you intend to kill him. No warning shots. Hey, you listening to me? No warning shots. Warning shots are bullshit. You shoot to kill, or you don't shoot at all.
- The Tall Man: [startles him, then shouts] The funeral is about to begin... SIIIRRR!
- Jody: [scared] Okay! Sir.
- Mike: I know you're not going to believe this, but these things were here, right in the garage, and they were going to get me!
- Jody: Aww, give me a break, would you?
- Mike: They were jumping on the car and making these weird sounds!
- Jody: You're sure it wasn't that retarded kid, Timmy, up the street?
- Mike: No, it was the same thing that chased me last night!
- Reggie: Hi guys. Heh heh, just thought I'd come over and see what was going on before the kids got out of summer school. Hey Mike, you want to ride along with me today? It's pretty warm outside and the ice cream's going to be flying fast and furious. Remember how good you were at crowd control last time? Hey, what's going on here?
- Reggie: Okay. I see it, I see it all now. What we gotta do is we gotta snag that tall dude and stomp the shit out of him, and we'll find out what the hell is going on up there. Yeah! We lay that sucker out flat and drive a stake right through his goddamn heart!
- Mike: You gotta be shittin' me, man! That mother's strong!