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The MacKintosh Man (1973)

Quotes

The MacKintosh Man

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  • Slade: [musing poetically] I'm going home.
  • [quoting poetry]
  • Slade: 'Sleep after toil, port after stormy seas, ease after war, death after life does greatly please.'
  • Joseph Rearden: [laconically] I don't know about you, Slade; I'm not ready for death. The rest I'll drink to.
  • Sir George Wheeler: Even the best of politicians have to compromise sometimes.
  • Sir George Wheeler: Our deaths would mean little or nothing to anyone, anywhere - only to ourselves.
  • Jervis: How'd you scrape your knuckles?
  • Joseph Rearden: Shadowboxing a lamppost.
  • [after a pause]
  • Joseph Rearden: I got a little pissed last night.
  • Mrs. Smith: [speaking of the gravely injured Mackintosh] There is a letter. He always writes one. It's to be given to the Prime Minister in case of his death.
  • Joseph Rearden: Well, who's got it?
  • Mrs. Smith: His solicitor.
  • Joseph Rearden: Well, get it! Tell him it's an emergency!
  • Mrs. Smith: An act of Parliament couldn't open that envelope before he dies.
  • Joseph Rearden: Fly to London. Smother Mackintosh with his pillow.
  • Mrs. Smith: No, I wouldn't do that. He's my father.
  • Sir George Wheeler: [to Reardon] I like to study the workings of the criminal mind at close quarters whenever I have the opportunity, so please speak out.
  • Mackintosh: Once a parcel enters the great maw of the General Post Office, not even God Himself can extract it!
  • Buster: [offering Reardon a cigarette from his mouth in the prison yard] Here you are.
  • Buster: [Reardon hesitates] Take it. I've only got syph.
  • Joseph Rearden: What're you in for?
  • Buster: Mopery.
  • Buster: [Reardon turns around] Exposing yourself to a blind woman.
  • Gerda: If there's anything else you need, just press this button here.
  • Joseph Rearden: [smiling] Yeah!
  • Joseph Rearden: [after a pause] I'd like a poke.
  • Gerda: A poke, Mr. Reardon?
  • Joseph Rearden: Yeah, a poke. You know what i mean. How about it, Stretch?
  • Gerda: [smiling] I'm afraid I stopped being a woman several years ago.
  • Joseph Rearden: Get someone else.
  • Gerda: No, that's not possible.
  • Joseph Rearden: Why not?
  • Gerda: Security obviously.
  • Joseph Rearden: I don't have to talk to her.
  • Gerda: Well, even if she didn't speak, she would see you.
  • Joseph Rearden: Put a bag over her head.
  • Gerda: But you would see her.
  • Joseph Rearden: Put a bag over my head. I've been in prison for 15 months!
  • Gerda: [casually] Taafe doesn't talk much. He hasn't got a tongue.
  • Judge: It is not the function of this court to make the fees of crime attractive.
  • Slade: I knew you'd say that. I'm psychic.
  • Joseph Rearden: We have treatment for that nowadays.

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