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- Jazar: How long is your phallus, Mr. Shaft?
- Shaft: My what?
- Jazar: Your cock?
- Shaft: Baby, by now it shrunk down to 20 inches.
- Jazar: [Smoking a big, thick, long cigar in the back seat of a car, next to Amafi, driving through the streets of Paris] Smoke bother you?
- Amafi: Where there's smoke, there's fire. Brighten my day.
- [Jazar leans down putting her face in Amafi's lap]
- Amafi: I wish I could watch you with Shaft. Where will you do it?
- Jazar: On the boat. I like the way it rocks you back and forth.
- Amafi: Get it on tape. Play it back for me, Friday.
- Jazar: That's a delicious idea.
- Amafi: If you do it, I'll buy you an emerald.
- Jazar: How large an emerald?
- Jazar: When did he bathe last?
- Wassa: Very soon, now. Five hundred feet of water.
- Jazar: Not until I spend the night with him.
- Wassa: Look, if anything happens to you, Amafi will kill me!
- Jazar: If I don't get to spend the night with this man, I'll tell Amafi you raped me. You know what he'd do to you?
- Jazar: If you help me, I'll help you.
- Shaft: Your place or mine?
- Jazar: Mr. Shaft, I do hope you're not looking for the shower. I like - a natural man.
- Shaft: Baby, you're not turning me on. I got too many things on my mind.
- Jazar: [Strips] A man who has been in the desert as long as you have? You know, the man who pays my bills, thinks I'm oversexed.
- Shaft: And whatever gave him that idea?
- Shaft: Baby, this may blow your mind, but, I ain't about to f*ck you. I'm taking you out of here right now, as a hostage.
- Jazar: Do it later, please. Please.
- Shaft: Move it, baby.
- Jazar: You've been recorded.
- Shaft: By what network?
- Jazar: He asked me to put our love affair on tape.
- Shaft: What's his name?
- Jazar: If I tell you, will you come to bed?
- Jazar: [Shaft takes off his pants] My God!
- Shaft: Baby, my nose may not be too prominent. But, I got two of the longest, thickest thumbs.
- Jazar: You know something? You are the first man who's ever made love to me the way a man should.
- Shaft: Fantastic, baby. Write my Congressman later. Come on, get dressed.
- Jazar: What ever you say, John. Oh!
