The Thief Who Came to Dinner (1973)

Jacqueline Bisset: Laura

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• Webster : [meeting Laura for the first time]  Maybe I've been selected as a potential reformer.

  Laura : No. Only the wives want to reform me. The men like me the way I am.

• Webster : [Laura is jealous about Jackie]  Goddamnit! I love you! I live with you! And you know enough about me to put me away for three hundred years! What must I do to prove myself?

  Laura : [pause, then]  Everything.

• Henderling : I think you two might have a great deal in common.

  Webster : Thank you, Gene.

  Henderling : Don't mention it.

  [walks away] 

  Webster : What do you think he meant by that?

  Laura : I haven't the faintest idea. Nothing about me is at all common.

  Webster : I noticed that.

• Laura : You're too beautiful to be any good.

  Webster : Any good at what?

  Laura : What else is there?

  Webster : Something tells me we're off to an interesting start.

  Laura : Gene did say we had something in common.

• Laura : Say, what do you do anyway?

  Webster : I do what I want.

• Webster : You don't know them well at all and we are breaking in their house? You'll get me arrested.

  Laura : They'd arrest me too, Webster.

  Webster : Well, unfortunately, they don't put men and women in the same cell.

• Laura : [walks into her bedroom]  This is the Tunnel of Love.

  Webster : Yeah.

  [Laura turns out the light] 

• Laura : I love you, Webster.

  Webster : Really?

  Laura : No; but, almost.