Ryan O'Neal credited as playing...
Webster
- Webster: [last lines; Dave has finally caught Webster doing a robbery] Did you bring your gun with you?
- Dave: What do you think?
- Webster: Because that's the only way you're going to bring me in. Jail does not suit my lifestyle. So if you want to bring me in, you're going to have to shoot me.
- Dave: [pause, then] Maybe I'll just have to do that.
- Webster: If you feel about me the way I've grown to feel about you... then I don't envy you.
- [Dave stares at Webster, but says and does nothing. The sound of police sirens is heard. Webster turns and starts to run; Dave just stands there and watches him escape]
- Webster: [to the female dog he's brought along to distract guard dogs] Wendy, tonight you're going to be the belle of the ball.
- Webster: Hello, my name is Webster McGee. I broke into your safe last week while you were away in Europe. Have a nice trip, Gene?
- Webster: I don't like this life. I've got an accountant who steals from the government. I've got a doctor who lies for me so that I can steal from the insurance company. The insurance company's stealing from their clients. Everybody is stealing from everybody. And we work...
- Webster, Ted: To computerize the whole mess.
- Webster: That's right!
- Henderling: I think you two might have a great deal in common.
- Webster: Thank you, Gene.
- Henderling: Don't mention it.
- [walks away]
- Webster: What do you think he meant by that?
- Laura: I haven't the faintest idea. Nothing about me is at all common.
- Webster: I noticed that.
- Webster: I'm well educated, Gene, and I've recently come into a great deal of money. Some of it's yours. And like you, I'm a connoisseur of fine secretarial talent. You'd be proud of me.