- Huckleberry Finn: I don't give a damn what the whole world says, 'cause if I'm doin' wrong--well--well, I hope I roast in hell forever.
- Jim: I shor don't like this royal nonsense business. Stealin' poor people's money. That's--that's down right dishonest.
- Huckleberry Finn: Well, you're stealin' yourself from Miss Watson, aintcha? Now stealin' is stealin', Jim.
- Jim: Well, thay is stealin' and thay is stealin'. But this here--is stealin'.
- Jim: That's a--that's a hex. Now I ain't superstitious or nuthin'--but uh--well--with a friend's life, you don't want to take too many chances.
- Woman: You do a girl tolerable poor.
- Buck: Mr. Jackson, sir, My name is Buck. And whilst you're here at Grangerford Manor, I will be your personal manservant and valet.
- The King: Unfortunately, however, women and children will not be admitted to either performance under any circumstances.
- 2nd Hunter: Aw, that John Brown's an idiot. Who's gonna feed 'em and take care of 'em? Why, settin' 'em free--it's a sin.