Christopher Plummer credited as playing...
Sir Charles Litton
- [Chief Inspector Dreyfuss has gone berserk, shooting at Clouseau and Lytton]
- Sir Charles Lytton: He's out of ammunition.
- Inspector Jacques Clouseau: He's out of his mind, that's what he's out of.
- Fat Man: I'm awfully sorry, old boy.
- Sir Charles Lytton: Well, you know the old saying: With friends like you...
- Sir Charles Lytton, Fat Man: Who needs enemies.
- Sir Charles Lytton: [pretending to be room service] Bonjour, madame. Breakfast. Voila.
- Claudine: [half asleep on the bed, with her back towards Sir Charles] Leave it over there. I'll sign for it later.
- Sir Charles Lytton: [lies down in the bed] How about a little tip?
- Claudine: [shocked, turns around] Charles, darling!
- [kiss]
- Claudine: Mmm. Mmm.
- Sir Charles Lytton: All right, all right. Now, where is it?
- Claudine: After all these years you need to ask?
- Sir Charles Lytton: I'm quite serious.
- Claudine: Oh, I hope so. You hotel waiters lead such interesting lives.
- [kiss]
- Sir Charles Lytton: No, no, no, no. Not now, darling. Not now, please. Now, where is it? Hmm?
- Claudine: That depends on what you're looking for.
- [kiss]
- Sir Charles Lytton: Now, come on, Claudine, please! Now, now where is it? I'm losing patience.
- Claudine: I should ask the hotel to send up another waiter.
- Sir Charles Lytton: You nearly had me killed, you know.
- Claudine: It's better than dying of boredom.
- Sir Charles Lytton: Me, bored with you?
- Claudine: I'm sorry, darling. It's just that I never realized how tedious life could be for a retired jewel thief.