- Elizabeth: Well, what do they call you, big boy?
- Rodney James: Rodney James.
- Elizabeth: "Rod".
- Rodney James: That, I'm afraid, is the diminutive.
- Elizabeth: Well, I'll bet you ain't.
- [Rodney, is driving Michael early in the morning]
- Michael Oliver Pritchard III: What time is it Rod?
- Rodney James: Six, sir.
- Michael Oliver Pritchard III: Six?
- Rodney James: Six.
- Michael Oliver Pritchard III: Umm, I'm sick and tired of six.
- Rodney James: Sir?
- Michael Oliver Pritchard III: Why isn't it seven? Or even eight?
- Rodney James: Well, it was just five recently, sir, and six comes before seven. And eight.
- Michael Oliver Pritchard III: Oh, yes. I suppose there's a logic to that somewhere. But it's too tiring to think about.
- Michael Oliver Pritchard III: You know Mr. Spanish, I've been thinking. You remind me of someone I'm quite fond of.
- Johnny Spanish: Oh, yes... who?
- Michael Oliver Pritchard III: Me.