- Gas Station Attendant: What the hell happened to your van here? Your back window is all busted up!
- Frank Stewart: I don't drive too well when I'm asleep.
- Old Man: And I heard two chickens talkin' together. Two of the hens. One said to the other, "there goes the guy I'm layin' for."
- [they both laugh]
- Gun Shop Owner: Much obliged, ya hear? Come back and see us.
- [to Frank and Roger]
- Gun Shop Owner: Howdy. Evening, gents. What can I do for you?
- Frank Stewart: I'm looking for a shotgun.
- Roger Marsh: I'm looking for the phone.
- Gun Shop Owner: Over on the wall.
- Roger Marsh: Gotcha.
- Gun Shop Owner: And a shotgun. I got a good 12 gauge pump over here this one is $219 plus tax. Fine gun
- Roger Marsh: Hey how do you start the phone up?
- Gun Shop Owner: Oh, them damn lines must still be. We had a big wind up north. Blew this whole area out.
- Roger Marsh: Big wind, huh?
- Frank Stewart: Anyway you give me two boxes of double-aught buckshot.
- Gun Shop Owner: Yeah.
- Frank Stewart: That'll be fine.
- Roger Marsh: Big wind?
- Frank Stewart: Yeah.
- Frank Stewart: We'll catch a phone on the road.
- Roger Marsh: You bet your ass we will.
- Gun Shop Owner: That'll be $227.76 all together. Better forget that change. Much obliged to you, ya hear? Hurry back. And good huntin'.
- [Frank is loading the shotgun]
- Frank Stewart: Got the plug out. I have four in the mag and one in the chamber. Pass me those shells, will you, Roge?
- Roger Marsh: Sure.
- Frank Stewart: Three. If I see one of those guys come poking his nose in here looking for trouble now, and one to grow on, baby.