- Tom: I'll have a Virgin Mary.
- Boo-Boo: A what?
- Tom: I'll have a Virgin Mary.
- Boo-Boo: You sure you're old enough, sonny?
- Tom: [puts used ashtray on Boo-Boo's cocktail tray] Don't call me "Sonny".
- Boo-Boo: Okay, sonny.
- [Tom seethes throughout drag show while he waits for his drink. It arrives]
- Boo-Boo: Here's your "Virgin Mary", sonny.
- Tom: I told you not to call me "Sonny"
- Boo-Boo: Whatsa matter, going thru some heavies lately, huh?
- Tom: No, I just don't like women coming on to me like that.
- Audience Member: I hear you had a hysterectomy.
- Bruce: A hysterectomy? My God! Listen, I got all the equipment I was born with plus a few surprises, honey!