- Gas station attendant: [as W.W. pulls in to fill up at a gas station] What do you take?
- W.W. Bright: I'll take Ethel if she's working!
- June Ann: [Dixie and WW are in the back seat of a car at a Drive-in movie, where an Errol Flynn flick is playing; WW pops up to watch the screen] What's the matter? Are you queer or somethin'?
- W.W. Bright: No, but if I was queer, that's
- [pointing at Flynn]
- W.W. Bright: who I'd be queer FOR.
- Deacon John Wesley Gore: Why, you're just a Saturday night sinner.
- W.W. Bright: [Leroy has accused W.W. of being a Communist] I served in Korea. dammit!
- Junior: That's right, Leroy. You know who he was fightin' in Korea?
- Leroy: Who?
- Junior: Chinamen. Communist Chinamen.
- Elton Bird: No, he don't want no coffee. No, he don't want no cigarettes. No, he don't want no whiskey. And no, he don't want no WOMEN!