- BJ: Do you think my boobs are getting bigger?
- Monica Carr: What do you mean?
- BJ: Well I've tried positive thinking. Maybe I should send away for one of those bust developers.
- Monica Carr: [chuckling] Why don't you try a padded bra?
- BJ: Oh, Monica! You know bras give me a rash!
- Mr. Stephens: So each of you must ask yourself this very important question: Is an hour of physical pleasure worth a lifetime of remorse?
- Wendy: How do you make it last an hour?
- Candy Hardin: Hi Artie!
- Artie Mulligan: Oh... hi, Candy.
- Candy Hardin: Did you have a nice weekend?
- Artie Mulligan: Yeah I did, I did... how about you?
- Bronk: She had a great weekend, Mulligan. Eat your hearts out, jerkoffs.
- Mr. Stephens: They call this class 'Senior Problems.' But I wonder if we're addressing the real problems. Or could it be that you don't have any? Howard...
- Howard: I was just wondering about, you know, the meaning of life. No I mean- who am I, and where am I going?
- Bronk: Go home.
- Reggie Weis: Come on, did you or didn't you?
- Artie Mulligan: Did I what?
- Reggie Weis: You know what I'm talking about...
- Artie Mulligan: I don't want to talk about it, Reggie.
- Reggie Weis: Oh, terrific, another blue ball weekend. How many does that make now? Hey you guys, Artie Mulligan's got blue balls!
- Artie Mulligan: Hey get outta here, Reg! What do you think? Monica's a nice girl!
- Reggie Weis: Oh, yeah yeah, and you're a nice guy, huh?
- Artie Mulligan: I was until I started hanging out with you, anyway...
- Monica Carr: [Monica is looking at a gold record on the wall in Roger's apartment] Keeping It Together! You wrote that?
- Roger: Yeah, it pays the rent.
- [pauses]
- Roger: Well, it used to.
- Monica Carr: I wouldn't be surprised if he took her to that motel. I wouldn't put it past him.
- Artie Mulligan: So what if he did? It's not such a big deal.
- Monica Carr: Artie, why are we here?
- Artie Mulligan: I got us a room.
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