Paul Frees credited as playing...
Mabruk • The Cat • The Tree
- The Cat: When the wine drinks itself, when the skull speaks, when the clock strikes the right time, only then will you find the tunnel that leads to the Red Bull. There be a trick to it, of course.
- Molly Grue: Why won't you help me? Why must you always speak in riddles?
- The Cat: Because I be what I be. I would tell you what you want to know if I could, mum, but I be a cat. And no cat anywhere ever gave anyone a straight answer.
- The Cat: No cat out of its first fur was ever deceived by appearances, unlike human beings, who seem to enjoy it.
- Mabruk: Haggard, I would not be you for all the world. You have let your doom in by the front door, but it will not depart that way! Farewell, poor Haggard!
- The Tree: [Schmendrick has accidentally made a tree come to life] Oh... Oh... Oh, I love you. I love you. Love, love, love, love, love.
- Schmendrick: [horrified] Oh, what have I done?
- The Tree: Always... Always... Faithfulness beyond any man's deserving.
- [Schmendrick's nose gets caught in the tree's cleavage]
- The Tree: I will keep the color in your eyes when no other in the world remembers your name. There is no immortality but a tree's love.
- Schmendrick: Oh, god, I'm engaged to a Douglas fir. Help, Unicorn! Where are you?