Tina Yothers credited as playing...
Molly Dunlap
- Molly Dunlap: How do I look?
- Jill Dunlap: Like a hooker.
- Molly Dunlap: So do you! Do I look like a hooker?
- Faith Dunlap: No, you look beautiful. You don't look anything like a hooker.
- Molly Dunlap: See, I don't look anything like a hooker. What's a hooker?
- Jill Dunlap, Marianne Dunlap, Molly Dunlap: [singing] Baby, look at me, And tell me what you see, You ain't seen the best of me yet, Give me time, I'll make you forget the rest
- George Dunlap, Jill Dunlap, Marianne Dunlap, Molly Dunlap: [singing] I want a hippopotamus for Christmas, Only a hippopotamus will do, No crocodiles, or rhinoceroseses, I only like hippopotamuseses...
- Marianne Dunlap: I bet you wanna make love to Daddy.
- Sandy: Yes, I do. What's wrong with that?
- Jill Dunlap: What's it like making love to Daddy?
- Sandy: Making love to your Daddy is a rare and beautiful thing. Get into bed Marianne. Good night.
- Jill Dunlap: Good night.
- Molly Dunlap: But, what's it really like?
- Sandy: What's it really like? It's like - eating ice cream. Good night.
- Marianne Dunlap, Jill Dunlap, Molly Dunlap: Good night.
- [Sandy turns out the light and leaves, and the girls start to giggle]
- Molly Dunlap: It's like eating ice cream? I bet it's disgusting.
- Molly Dunlap: Spooky.
- George Dunlap: They say it was really beautiful once.
- Jill Dunlap: What happened?
- George Dunlap: The night before Jack London was to move into this house, somebody set fire to it.
- Jill Dunlap: Who set fire to it?
- George Dunlap: They don't know. Could have been one of the workmen. Could have been somebody jealous. He was a great author. I don't know.
- Jill Dunlap: Then what happened to him?
- George Dunlap: Jack London lost everything, all up in smoke.
- Sandy: But he still had his wife.
- Marianne Dunlap: Second wife.
- George Dunlap: Jack London was a wonderful man.
- Molly Dunlap: You bet he was, Dad.
- Jill Dunlap: He was a wonderful man.
- Marianne Dunlap: Yeah, he was a wonderful man.
- Molly Dunlap: What are you looking for?
- Faith Dunlap: Beer.
- Molly Dunlap: Beer for Frank?
- Faith Dunlap: Beer for both of us.
- Sherry Dunlap: You drinking beer?
- Faith Dunlap: Sure I am.
- Faith Dunlap: Now, let's see, I wonder if he likes chicken. Doesn't everybody like chicken? Chicken's obviously very good, isn't it? Yeah, that's what I'll give him. I'll give him some chicken. I hope we have some in here someplace. Oh, God, where in God's name did our thighs go to anyway? Maybe they're in the freezer? Didn't I put a chicken in the freezer? Is it that turkey? Oh, God! God, it's that terrible old Easter turkey. I don't want to give him this. This is the worst.
- Molly Dunlap: Hey, relax, will you, Mom? He's only a guy.