- Alvin Seville, Simon Seville, Theodore Seville: Watch out, 'cause here we come / It's been a while, but we're back with style / So get set to have some fun / We'll bring you action and satisfaction / We're the chipmunks / C-H-I-P-M-U-N-K / We're the chipmunks / Guaranteed to brighten your day / When you feel like a laugh / Give us a call we'll give you our all / And if you feel like a song / Tune in to us and sing right along / We're the chipmunks / Coming on stronger than ever before / We're the chipmunks / Alvin, Simon, Theodore! Do, do, do-do-do-do! Do, do, do-do-do-do!
- Alvin Seville: Hi, I'm Alvin Seville! Maybe you've heard of me?
- Girl: Please go away!
- Simon Seville: She has heard of you...
- Alvin Seville: [at employment agency] Well, I want a great job with three weeks paid vacation every sixth months, a birthday bash every year, time off for homework, and a starting salary of a thousand... no, no, make that *two* thousand dollars a week!
- Receptionist: Ah, you must be some top-notch whiz kid! What's your specialities?
- Alvin Seville: I do multiple wheelies on my bike!
- Receptionist: Any degrees?
- Alvin Seville: [puts his hand to his forehead] Eh, about 98.5!
- Simon Seville: Good bye, Alvin - I forgive you for everything.
- Alvin Seville: Does that include the 75 cents I owe you?
- Simon Seville: *Almost* everything.