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Bruce in Jaws 3-D (1983)

Quotes

Jaws 3-D

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  • Kathryn Morgan: Overman was killed inside the park. The baby was caught inside the park. Its mother is inside the park.
  • Mike Brody: White sharks are dangerous. I know 'em. My father, my brother, myself. They're murderers.
  • Little Girl: Daddy, look at the fish!
  • Man: Holy shit!
  • Calvin Bouchard: No grenades.
  • Kathryn Morgan: What if she doesn't want to go back in?
  • Philip FitzRoyce: Oh, I think we can pretty much guarantee that she'll want to go back in. Don't you, Jack?
  • Jack Tate: Sure.
  • Mike Brody: Well, just how are you going to guarantee that?
  • Philip FitzRoyce: Live bait.
  • Philip FitzRoyce: Then perhaps we can have a drink and some dinner tonight?
  • Kathryn Morgan: Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. FitzRoyce, but that's a behavior I just don't do.
  • Sean Brody: I was this close doing it in the water last night, and that's a first.
  • Mike Brody: This close, huh?
  • Fred: Why don't we blow it up?
  • Calvin Bouchard: Listen, nephew. There's a $2-1/2 million turbine that's not gonna go up in smoke because of some damn fish! Shut the pumps down!
  • Calvin Bouchard: Was it the shark?
  • Kathryn Morgan: It was a shark. It was a shark with a bite radius about a yard across.
  • Philip FitzRoyce: Don't be silly. That would indicate a shark of some 35 feet in length.
  • Philip FitzRoyce: But tell me, how do you contain the sharks in this part of the lagoon?
  • Calvin Bouchard: Well, you know, uh, it's that old shark screen, the bubble screen. You know, sharks don't like that. It's what they call, uh, marine segregation.
  • Kathryn Morgan: Our shark couldn't have killed Overman. Its mother did.
  • Calvin Bouchard: You're talkin' about some damn shark's mother?
  • Mike Brody: I see my brother nailed you, eh?
  • Kelly Ann Bukowski: Your brother?
  • Mike Brody: Yeah, believe it or not.
  • Kathryn Morgan: If he wouldn't have pulled that old crotch trick, he never would have won.
  • Mike Brody: Yeah. That's his best move.
  • Kathryn Morgan: It runs in the family.
  • Mike Brody: I don't believe it. She got him in the water.
  • Kathryn Morgan: Never underestimate the power, huh?
  • Mike Brody: You put on weight, you need a shave, and you're too tall.
  • Sean Brody: Well, uh, two of out of three I can fix, huh?
  • Mike Brody: All right. I'll have my beeper beep your beeper.
  • Kathryn Morgan: I'll have my beeper beep your beeper back.
  • Charlene Tutt: He don't sleep in; he don't live in. You tell Shelby Overman for me he can take a flyin' leap in a rollin' doughnut on a gravel driveway, you hear?
  • Kathryn Morgan: He needs eyes in the back of his head, Calvin.
  • Kathryn Morgan: Overman was killed inside the park, the baby was caught inside the park, the mother is inside the park.
  • Ted: [trying to start the boat] Damn boat. I flooded the damn boat.
  • Calvin Bouchard: Here come my pride and joy.
  • [last lines]
  • Kathryn Morgan: Sandy! All right! All right!
  • Calvin Bouchard: We are having dinner here.
  • Sean Brody: [Kelly Ann unbuttoning Sean's shirt] Somethin' that happened when I was a kid, I just - I don't go in the water.
  • Kelly Ann Bukowski: I bet I can overcome your childhood fears.
  • [long kiss]
  • Sean Brody: I bet you can.
  • Kelly Ann Bukowski: Come on.
  • [dragging Sean into the water]
  • Sean Brody: My boots!
  • Kelly Ann Bukowski: Take 'em off, cowboy.
  • Kelly Ann Bukowski: What are we drinking?
  • Kathryn Morgan: Champagne of the working classes.
  • Kelly Ann Bukowski: Beer!
  • Philip FitzRoyce: Shall we dance?
  • Kathryn Morgan: Yeah, why not? l'm beginning to feel like King Richard going to the Crusades.
  • Kathryn Morgan: Take 'em off.
  • Philip FitzRoyce: You tend to your knitting, my dear, and l shall tend to mine.
  • Kathryn Morgan: Come on in, sailor. Are you new in town?
  • Mike Brody: Yeah. Came by to get me a woman and a tattoo. Wanna see the tattoo?
  • Calvin Bouchard: Look. l run the park, l sell the tickets, and l make the decisions. Move the fish!
  • Kathryn Morgan: Listen. l've been thinking. Maybe Venezuela can use some trained whales.
  • Jack Tate: Why don't l do all the filming?
  • Philip FitzRoyce: l want both cameras. We need the coverage. Come on, Jack! This isn't a picnic. This film is a bloody retirement annuity.
  • Kathryn Morgan: How come Sean doesn't visit more?
  • Mike Brody: He hates the water.
  • Kathryn Morgan: What?
  • Mike Brody: Yeah. Remember that, uh, shark attack I told you about when we were kids in Amity? Well, that's why he goes to school in Colorado. If our parents didn't live on an island, I don't think he'd ever get wet.
  • Kathryn Morgan: [Breathing heavily after viewing Shelby Overman's half eaten body] Calvin, I've got bad news.
  • Calvin Bouchard: Children, keep your voices down. Sit down, sit down.
  • [Kay and Mike sits down]
  • Calvin Bouchard: . Was it the shark?
  • [Shark backs out of filtration pipe]
  • Kathryn Morgan: It was a shark. It was a shark, with a bite radius about,
  • [gesturing the size of the bite]
  • Kathryn Morgan: a yard across.
  • Philip FitzRoyce: Don' be silly. Indicated a shark's some 35 feet in length.
  • Kathryn Morgan: You've said it exactly
  • [Shark swims]
  • Kathryn Morgan: Our shark, still has all its teeth.
  • Calvin Bouchard: Yeah?
  • Kathryn Morgan: That's means it was a baby, our shark couldn't have killed Oberman. Its mother did.
  • Calvin Bouchard: You're talking about some damn sharks mutha?
  • Mike Brody: Calvin, don't you hear what she's sayin' here?
  • Calvin Bouchard: I'm listening. If it is such an animal, she gave birth way out sea and, the baby swam through the sea gate that you left open, Brody.
  • Kathryn Morgan: No, Oberman was killed inside the park, the baby was CAUGHT INSIDE the park, its mother is inside the park.
  • Mike Brody: [Shark swims to window terrifying the customers at the restaurant] She's right there!
  • Kathryn Morgan: The animals, they're in the lagoon.
  • [runs off]
  • Mike Brody: Ski show!
  • [runs off]
  • Calvin Bouchard: Control, this is Bouchard now listen carefully, clear the tunnel. I want you to get the people out and, seal that park. Did you hear me? seal the park! I'll be down in a minute!
  • [hangs up phone and runs]
  • Sean Brody: My fly's open.
  • Mrs. Kallender: You've been chosen as Sea Maids for your neatness, courtesy toward others, and, above all, your Southern grace. We enforce our dress code here, so keep your hair and nails trimmed. And, please, don't alter your costumes. Once you've been fitted with your Sea World guide apparel, the shorts are short enough. Show any cheek and you'll be back shovellin' french fries.
  • Liz: Where's your boots?
  • Mike Brody: l only wear 'em to bed and in the shower.
  • Kathryn Morgan: Some guys can sleep *in* in the morning and some of us have to be at work early. Good morning.
  • Mike Brody: Some of us don't have to baby-sit a park full of slugs and fishes either.
  • Kathryn Morgan: Yes, we just live like slugs and fishes.
  • Charlene Tutt: If he's messin' around with that little bitch down at the souvenir stand, it's gonna be his ass. You tell him.
  • Mike Brody: Charlene, I'm not his mother.
  • Charlene Tutt: You're his boss.
  • Mike Brody: No overtime!

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