- King Vidiot: [opens French window and climbs in]
- Joseph Rutter: What the Hell are you doing here?
- King Vidiot: You said you wanted to talk.
- Joseph Rutter: I meant my office...
- King Vidiot: I don't like offices.
- Joseph Rutter: Why didn't you use the door?
- King Vidiot: I don't like doors.
- Joseph Rutter: Very well, Mr. Vidiot, have a seat.
- King Vidiot: [Kicks over chair] I don't like seats.
- Joseph Rutter: You and I have something in common. Do you know what that is?
- King Vidiot: [Shakes hands with Mr. Rutter] We both like to hang out in public bathrooms!
- Joseph Rutter: If you're half the leader I think you are...
- King Vidiot: I am half the leader you think I am!
- Patsy Rutter: Is this my daddy, Mr. Rutter? Chief video arcade destroyer of the city spazzing out like a gel-brain motz-a-ron-day?
- Max: [while Rutter is knocking his and Arnie's heads together] Does this mean we don't get the video machines for the den?
- Patsy Rutter: Why can't my daddy be like everybody else's and stay home and BBQ?
- Joseph Rutter: Nuts! I have not yet begun to fight!
- Arnie: [while Rutter is still knocking his and Max's heads together] I think Uncle Joseph's mad!