Frederick Koehler credited as playing...
Alex Butler
- Jack Butler: You guys keep it down now. Kevin's about to find out his test results.
- Alex: Kevin's a skunk!
- Jack Butler: Yea, but Kevin gets all the girls.
- Alex: He sure got Nicki!
- Jack Butler: [Overloading the washer with bedding] When I was in the army, we had to run a pretty tight ship.
- Alex: There were no ships in the army!
- Alex: Wow, what a house!
- Jack Butler: Yeah, probably mortgaged to the eyeballs.
- Caroline: Not this one, his great grandfather - Commander Richardson - built it.
- Jack Butler: Eh... hand me down.
- Jack Butler: Okay, here's the joke of the day. What's green and rides through the west?
- Alex, Kenny: The Lone Pickle.
- Jack Butler: Okay, they're onto me, hon.
- Caroline: We're all onto you, honey.
- Alex: Mommy.
- Caroline: Yes?
- Alex: It's a *jungle* out there.
- Caroline: Very funny, Jack.
- Jack Butler: What? I don't know where he gets this.