Colin Blakely credited as playing...
Stalin
- Stalin: Call the President of the Academy of Science of the USSR and ask him - why is the sky blue and what are lesbians for?
- Stalin: You knew my wife, Sergo. The night before she shot herself, she called me a murderer.
- Sergo: Yes.
- Stalin: You knew?
- Sergo: No, no... but yes, she would think that.
- Stalin: Oh. Well, perhaps it all started when she entered that Institute of Red Professorship, huh?
- Sergo: What?
- Stalin: Her feelings that I... that I was a murderer!
- Sergo: No... I think it started with the killings.
- Stalin: You'll be asking me if I piss, shit or fart next?
- Ellen Brown: I wouldn't be asking you those questions. Not due to any delicacy on my part. I could even bring myself to say 'piss', 'shit' and 'fart'. But I don't have any reason to believe you don't do those things.