- Skinner: I think I'd like to fuck your brains out.
- Sandy Dawson: What?
- Skinner: I said, I think I'd like to fuck your brains out.
- Sandy Dawson: Oh, you would, huh?
- Skinner: Yeah, but it doesn't look like you have any.
- Bob Skokes: What the hell are you dressed up for?
- Jim Tripplett: Yeah. Where's the war?
- Skinner: Up your ass.
- Jim Tripplett: Up your ass? How would you like the long end of this rifle up YOUR ass?
- Joe's Father: Moving out again, huh Joe? Don't I even get a goodbye this time?
- Joe Schmo: Later days.
- Evan Johnson: They call it Suburbia and that word's perfect because it's the combination of the word suburb and Utopia
- Jack Diddley: They didn't realize they'd be the slums of the future.