Eric Idle credited as playing...
Commander Clement
- Commander Clement: Twenty years ago today you were sentenced to jail.
- Yellowbeard: Yes, and now I'm due to released.
- Commander Clement: Yes. Or rather, no. You see, twenty years ago, no one was expected to live in jail for twenty years.
- Commander Clement: [about pile of dead bodies] What happened?
- Betty: Plague!
- Commander Clement: Plague?
- Betty: All sudden like! Lucky I was out.
- Commander Clement: That man's got a sword in him!
- Betty: He fell on it.
- Harvey 'Blind' Pew: I may be blind, but I have acute 'earing.
- Commander Clement: I'm not interested in your jewellery, cloth eyes.
- Mansell: That wasn't strictly true, was it sir?
- Commander Clement: No, Mansell, it was what we in the British Navy call... a lie.