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Muppet Babies
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Animal
: [
after the credits of each episode
] Go bye-bye!
Gonzo
: Come on, bust a move, will ya? Heard that on MTV.
Gonzo
: Weird is my middle name.
[
repeated line
]
Kermit
: Sheesh.
Fozzie
: [
Looking at ancient statues resembling Gonzo
] These guys do kinda look like Gonzo's brothers.
Piggy
: You can say that again.
Fozzie
: Okay, these guys do kinda look like Gonzo's bro...
Piggy
: Don't push it, Fozzie.
Scooter
: This is really weird.
Gonzo
: Yeah, isn't it great?
Fozzie
: [
Has body of fish instead of tail
] Personally, I don't think this Mer-Bear stuff is so hot.
Kermit
: Um, Fozzie, I think you have your imagination on backwards. Your legs are supposed to look like a fish, not your head.
Fozzie
: Oh, I knew that.
[
Piggy has tossed Gonzo away by the nose
]
Gonzo
: [
dazed
] Woo-hoo. She touched my nose. I think she's in love.
Fozzie
: Don't worry Piggy, I'm a professional, OOPS.
[
drops his papers
]
Piggy
: You're a professional oops all right.
[
trying to adjust video camera
]
Gonzo
: Hey, stay in focus. You're fuzzy.
Fozzie
: No way, Gonzo; I'm not fuzzy, I'm Fozzie.
Fozzie
: Are you the Great Gurgle?
Great Gurgle
: No, I'm Snow White.
Fozzie
: Snow White? I thought she was shorter.
Scooter
: Gonzo, what's that noise?
Gonzo
: [
chewing
] Oh, it's just termites chewing on my nose.
Scooter
: But your nose isn't made of wood, Gonzo.
Gonzo
: Of course it is. Pinocchio was my cousin.
Gonzo
: Piggy, have you seen my baby chick Camilla?
Gonzo
: [
as Cluck Kent in a dream stuck in the elevator after the cable has brokened
] Uh where was I?
Kermit
: I believe your were plunging to certain doom.
Gonzo
: Oh yeah! This looks like a job for...
[
takes off hat and trench coat and then grows taller with big muscles
]
Gonzo
: SUPER GONZO!
Guy
: [
Talking about Miss Piggy
] Hey it's Porky Pig's sister.
Piggy
: [
Annoyed
] WATCH IT THERE, BUB!
Piggy
: Gonzo, you're weird.
Gonzo
: Thanks.
Piggy
: You can't fool me. You stole that move from James Bond.
Gonzo
: And I stole this move from Michael Jackson.
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