Gregg Henry credited as playing...
Sam
- Jake Scully: Christ, I keep seeing it: Carol lying there. Her face was glowing.
- [after discovering his girlfriend's infidelity]
- Sam Bouchard: Her face was glowing?
- Jake Scully: Yeah.
- Sam Bouchard: How do you do that? How do you get a girl's face to glow? I got sixteen years of good humping, not once did I even get a glimmer, let alone a fucking glow! Glowing?
- Jake Scully: What a fool I am.
- [following his humiliation in the acting class]
- Sam Bouchard: C'mon, Jake, you're too hard on yourself. These guys, they can't get a job, they put an ad in the trades, they call themselves teachers. What do they teach us? How to be more fucked up than we already are!
- Sam Bouchard: Kicked the bitch out, I hope.
- Jake Scully: Nah, I didn't.
- Sam Bouchard: Why not?
- Jake Scully: It was her place.
- [causing Sam to break out laughing]
- Sam Bouchard: You got a well-stocked bar, rotating bed...
- Jake Scully: Rotating?
- Sam Bouchard: Sauna and Jacuzzi beyond the walk-in closets.
- Jake Scully: Well, Sam, here's to a friendship I hope...
- Sam Bouchard: Wait, wait. Let's do this right. Come here. To Hollywood!
- Jake Scully: Yeah, to Hollywood.